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The Warm-Up: Arsene Wenger endgame approaches as Arsenal unravel

Tom Adams

Updated 17/02/2017 at 08:51 GMT

Two days on and the fall out from Arsenal's implosion against Bayern Munich is still the big story in the papers.

Arsene Wenger

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FRIDAY'S BIG HEADLINES

Arsenal ̶F̶o̶o̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶ Fight Club

The first rule of Fight Club is: you don't talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is: dressing room selfies are obligatory after any victory.
Conjuring up images of a tormented Arsene Wenger grappling with a ripped alter ego this morning is the back page of The Sun, which details, along with the other papers, the unravelling of one of England's great clubs.
After the 5-1 hammering in Munich, the paper says:
  • Steve Bould threw a water bottle in anger
  • Fans were scrapping in the stands
  • Players blamed each other in the dressing room
  • Alexis Sanchez is preparing to leave
It's like one of those daily checklists of everything that's gone wrong for President Trump. "Insulted major ally. New executive order suppressed by courts. Piers Morgan called again."
The Sun are a bit more coy on Wenger's future, but over at The Mirror, the well-connected John Cross says it will be curtains this summer.
It looks like we really are reaching the endgame. A quick reminder: Fight Club concluded with Edward Norton telling Helena Bonham Carter, "trust me, everything's going to be fine" as skyscrapers started exploding and collapsing all around them. Just saying.

Zlat-trick

After a tumultuous week in the Champions League, Manchester United would have been relieved to enjoy a comfortable margin of victory in their 3-0 win over St Etienne in the first leg of their Europa League last-32 tie. Plundering all three goals was Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who continues to be immune to the ageing process, like a football Tom Cruise, minus the Scientology.
He bagged his first United hat-trick in the win at Old Trafford to ensure that now only Luis Suarez has outscored him since the start of last season in Europe's biggest leagues. He is putting up some incredible numbers for a 35-year-old with 23 goals in all competitions, and an average of 2.7 "classic Zlatan!!! LOL!!" quotes every month.

Spurs stumble again

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Tottenham's Harry Kane looks dejected

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After getting their bums handed to them by Liverpool at the weekend, it was another sobering affair for Tottenham in their Europa League match against Gent as they slumped to a 1-0 loss. It’s far from over, but more worrying than the result was the performance. The Independent’s Jack Pitt-Brooke is the sharpest Spurs chronicler in the media and his match report captured just why this was so concerning.
Tottenham Hotspur need to wake up. Five days after pulling the plug on their own title challenge at Anfield, they risked doing the same in the Europa League this evening. Spurs lost 1-0 to a KAA Gent side who, as Liverpool did on Saturday, out-did them for energy, speed and drive - precisely the qualities this team are meant to have so much of. Spurs players have been speaking all season about the importance of finally winning a trophy this year, which is why Pochettino was let down by their lack of desire when they lost at Liverpool. The Europa League is winnable, there are few teams better than Spurs in it. And yet when called upon to produce under pressure here, against a motivated but modest team, Spurs went flat.

IN OTHER NEWS

If you had to put money on one pundit being annoyed with the display of brotherly love between Pogbas Paul and Florentin last night, it would be Roy Keane. The angriest man in football did at least conjure up a very funny quote while confirming everything we know about him and his distaste for the modern game.
They've spoke more tonight than I have to any of my brothers in the last five years. It's all a bit strange. I think when the game started they were focused on the game. But all this stuff before and after the game, a lot of nonsense - but that's the modern player I'm afraid.

HEROES AND ZEROS

Hero: Edin Dzeko

The Roma striker bagged a hat-trick of his own in an incredible 4-0 win away at Villarreal. With 28 in all competitions, Dzeko is the leading scorer in Serie A and the Europa League. So Sergio Aguero should be reassured that there is life after Manchester City decide they don’t need you any more.

Zero: Mark Clattenburg

How tragic to see a true great of the modern game debase himself for money by strolling around in matches far below his rarefied level. Seeing Mark Clattenburg ref in Saudi Arabia will be like watching Xavi pass his way around plodders in Qatar or George Best dribble round entire teams to score in America. Okay, only joking. If he's getting a big pay rise and gets to escape the ridiculous level of scrutiny and abuse refs suffer over here, we can only wish him good luck.

HAT TIP

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Arsenal London's French headcoach Arsene Wenger follows the press conference

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If it is still possible for Wenger to leave Arsenal with his dignity intact and with a send-off deserving of the incredible loyalty he has shown the club and those amazing highs of the first half of his reign, Henry Winter has the blueprint for it in his article in The Times this morning.
Stop all the clock ends, cut off the zip on that quilted coat. Arsene Wenger heads towards the exit at the Emirates Stadium, and rightly so, belatedly so after overseeing such a long, damaging, mortifying decline. Many Arsenal fans will breathe a sigh of relief at the manager’s departure and rejoice at the prospect of new blood, ideas and impetus but the dethroning of a club legend is also touched with sorrow. This is why Wenger has to announce as spring looms that he will leave in the summer. Only then can the 67-year-old enjoy a more decorous farewell, preventing the atmosphere at the Emirates from becoming even more noxious, reuniting a footballing family torn asunder and giving the board a couple of months to prepare for the most important decision it will ever take.

COMING UP

Any Arsenal executives who are starting to feel like it might be a good idea to look around at other options could do worse than watching Massimiliano Allegri's Juventus against Palermo on BT Sport 2 at 7.45pm. Or, indeed, Leonardo Jardim's Monaco against Bastia at the same time on BT Sport ESPN. Or maybe even Roger Schmidt's Bayer Leverkusen against Augsburg on BT Sport 3 at 7.30pm.
Adam Hurrey is your man for Monday's Warm-Up, unless he does the decent thing and resigns now while he still has some dignity left.
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