Roy's Castle: Through the keyhole in Roy Keane's seven-bedroom mansion

Described as an "exquisite property with enviable far reaching panoramic views of the River Deben", the house has seven double bedrooms, swimming pools (note the plural) and a tennis court that is also marked to be used for basketball, netball and five-a-side football.

Disappointingly, there are no pictures on the walls of him screaming at Alf Inge-Haaland; and none of him with his arm around Mick McCarthy, with McCarthy's head subsequently torn out of the photo.

Nor is there any evidence of dartboards with crude images of Alex Ferguson tacked onto them.

But it's still a fascinating glimpse into one of football's most enigmatic figures. Who'd have thought that he would come in from a busy day playing cowboys and Indians in his treehouse to unwind by playing some Rachmaninov on his grand piano? Wonders, truly, never cease...