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The Warm-Up: Liverpool win, and boy do we need them to

Nick Miller

Updated 21/08/2018 at 07:54 GMT

Unpalatable as it might seem, you need Liverpool to be good this season...

A flare is removed from the pitch, following Sadio Mane of Liverpool celebrating scoring his team's second goal with team mates during the Premier League match between Crystal Palace and Liverpool FC at Selhurst Park on August 20, 2018 in London, United K

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TUESDAY’S BIG STORIES

Liverpool dig out a win, Keita is very good

Like it or not everyone, if we want anything close to an interesting title race then Liverpool will have to be good this season. Manchester City will probably still saunter away with the whole thing, but the most likely side to challenge them in any way is Liverpool. And if the way they ground out a 2-0 win against Crystal Palace last night is anything to go by, they might have the stones for it.
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Sadio Mané, Liverpool 2018-19

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A penalty from James Milner (which Roy Hodgson, probably quite rightly, didn’t think was a penalty) and a late counter-attacking goal from Sadio Mane were enough for Liverpool’s three points, in a game which could have gone either way. Palace were good for long spells, particularly right-back Aaron Wan-Bissaka…until he got sent off, that is.
If you believe in this sort of thing, it might be encouraging for Liverpool that Jurgen Klopp didn’t seem that impressed by his team’s performance.
We could have done better offensively, and it was not a brilliant football game from us. We don’t have to make it something it was not. But it was a big step. Everyone knows that when we are not brilliant, we usually lose. Today we weren’t brilliant but we won.
Still, the star of the evening was Liverpool new boy Naby Keita, who was absolutely terrific in general as he barged around midfield, but specifically he produced one moment of delicious brilliance, collecting the ball in his own left-back position under some pressure, but dancing out of that pressure with a Cruyff turn, after which he pinged a perfect pass over the top for Mo Salah.
If this is what we’re in for this season, then it’s going to be a good one.

Wenger speaks!

Arsene Wenger. Remember that guy? Tall lad. Stuck around in one job for ages. Made lots of people cross. Before that he made a few people very happy. Anyway, he’s got some spare time on his hands these days, and you’ll be happy to learn he’s doing the right thing with it: loafing around Corsica, lunching, gazing into space, having a read. Basically living a life, something you suspect he was unable to do for the last 22 years.
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Arsene Wenger Wenger stepped down as Arsenal manager earlier this summer

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He was even good enough not to tell an enterprising journalist from local newspaper Corse Matin asked him what he’s doing with his time these days.
He said:
I decided not to decide [on my future]. I was intoxicated for such a long time that I promised myself not to make any decisions before September. [It’s going] even better than I thought. When you have been as busy as I have been, you always fear a little emptiness. “But I quickly organised myself in this new stage of my life, I do a lot of sport, here I eat with my friends. I talk a lot too, I can sit for hours contemplating the horizon, I read every day, right now a book by Philip Roth called I Married a Communist.
He also let slip that Thierry Henry wants the Bordeaux job, recently vacated by Gus Poyet, while he’s also shortly off to Liberia in order to be given an honour for helping out George Weah, the country’s new president, when he was young.
Sounds like a decent life. Arsene: don’t come back. Just enjoy it all. Have some fun. Lord knows it didn’t look like you were doing that at Arsenal.

IN OTHER NEWS

Fresh from throwing haymakers towards Paul Clement a few weeks back, Darren Bent has some time to fill. And it looks like he’ll fill some of it back at Burton Albion. But how much time sounds broadly up to him.
“There might be a way he can do some media work [too]. He can just come and go as he pleases,” said Burton manager Nigel Clough.
Well, doesn’t that sound lovely? Just rock up to work when you fancy, or when you need the cash? When otherwise you’re just mooching around, bantering with the lads from Sky? What a life! What a world!

HEROES AND ZEROS

Hero: Loris Karius

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Loris Karius' Liverpool career looks set to be over

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He’s off to Turkey, the footballing island of lost toys, to try rehabilitating his career. All we can say is good luck, you extremely handsome man. Hope it all turns around for you.

Zeros: Lazio fans

The Warm-Up is of course entirely neutral. We have no club allegiances, we have no preferences, we have no biases. Unless we’re talking about Lazio, that is. And more specifically Lazio fans, who continue to be resolutely awful.
Their latest wheeze is for a group of their ‘ultras’ telling women to know their place on the Curva. A leaflet left at a recent game read:
The Curva Nord represents for us a sacred space, an environment with an unwritten code to be respected. The first few rows, as always, have been experienced like the trenches. In the trenches, we do not allow women, wives and girlfriends, so we invite them to position themselves from the 10th row back. Those who choose the stadium as an alternative to a carefree and romantic day in Villa Borghese [public gardens in Rome], should go to other sections.
Nothing like proving your hard nut credentials by revealing a masculinity so fragile that it can’t cope with women sitting next to you while you flick v-signs (at best) towards Roma fans. Well done lads.

HAT TIP

The qualities that made Mourinho stand out at his first three big jobs — tactical nous, supreme confidence and the ability to get his players fighting as one, under his leadership — appear to have deserted him at United. He now cuts a sour, surly figure, his tactics look obsolete in comparison to Pep Guardiola, Jurgen Klopp and a host of other attack-minded coaches, and his heavy-handed man-management has done little to encourage a sense of happiness and unity within the United dressing room.
On ESPNFC, Mark Ogden breaks down who’s to blame for the stinking mess at Manchester United.

RETRO CORNER

UEFA have imposed a ban on people like us embedding their content, so you have to visit their YouTube channel to see today's special.
It’s easy to forget, given the sour-faced old sort he has become, what a thrilling presence Jose Mourinho was in his youth. Remember that here.

COMING UP

These are the days where football never stops. Tonight, the Championship, and there are a few games to provide a diversion: probably the most interesting is QPR v Bristol City – not necessarily because of the game itself, but more how Steve McClaren’s R’s will recover from being leathered 7-1 by West Brom at the weekend.
Tomorrow’s Warm-Up will be brought to you by Alex Chick, whose face is always sweet, never sour.
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